I’m not sure what group of men you hang out with that become uncontrollably sexually aroused at the mere thought of CSS, but I can assure you that this is not a sought-after characteristic in any company I’ve ever worked for or in.

From my perspective, you’re guilty of exactly what you’re accusing others of — you’re unable to leverage a specific technology to solve business problems well. The fact that the technology choice is one you disagree with shouldn’t affect a developer with a decent degree of professionalism. The good news is that by advertising your inability to do so in such a public fashion, you’re unlikely to be placed in a position where you have to sully yourself by using one of these frameworks.